awesome stuff

so i was surfing the interwebs researching to see if jennifer anniston has an eating disorder since kathy griffin made a joke about it on the view when i got sidetracked by an ad from the onion store. long story short, i was really amused by some of their stuff and HAD to buy the following junk:

i probably shouldn’t be spending money right now since i am half asleep, in a bad mood, and kind of depressed but oh well. the damage as been done. it started out with me buying suits out of necessity since i have to for school. that is ironic because i was just thinking today how much i hate wearing suits and how dumb i am for entering this profession where i’m going to have to wear suits all the time. then i thought about how even dumber i was to think that i would like to wear suits. basically, i feel like a huge tool walking around ghetto-ass baltimore in a suit… but i digress.

anyway, i bought two suits out of necessity. then i thought about how i need some back to school shoes so i bought two pairs of shoes.

anyway, the overall damage for tonight: 2 suits, 2 pairs of shoes, 2 mugs, and a tote bag.